Alfonso the Code Warrior

A collection of coder and general computer jokes to rival the finest.

Monday, October 09, 2006

You Know You're a Spammer...

  • When your house still has the "Wide Load" sign on the back.
  • if you hooked up with your present wife as a result of a message on the wall of the men's room at the truck stop.
  • you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
  • you think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
  • you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Boca Raton, Florida.
  • your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
  • your kids take a gas siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
  • you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
  • you think a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
  • you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


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